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Out of nothingness came light and out of that light came this class.
"Thank goodness," said the students, "At last, we have someone to lead us and show us the computer way."
"Fear not, young minion, "said Dr. Foley. "All will once again be syncronous."
Just then, the computers flickered twice and went off.
And then the world realized that computers are an abomination of humanity. "Blasphemy!! Come back to the real world!" said the youngster.
Figs leaves were once again worn as loin covering; freeways turned to dust. "Oh, happy-little-living-lovlies, no longer must we live in madness and despair. Finally, I'm free to be me," cried Pamela Anderson. Much to everyone's delight, CSUN's campus was turned into a trash dump. Hallelujiah, Shalom, Mazeltov, Abiento.
But, we're not done yet!!! Then they turned it into a recycling center and saved the planet from global warming.
