Front Siders

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Fires raged all around the class as they sat at their computer. Clouds of smoke billowed through the classroom, as students gagged, and wheezed. They looked out the windows as flames licked the side of the building, and burning leaves from the trees blew around like giant fireflies through the air. Giant fireflies soon swooped the students up and with a great rush of energy unbeknownst even to quantum physicists transported them through blackholes into galaxies afar to pioneer new civilizations. The students landed on a planet much like Earth. They were attacked by the existing inhabitants, juicy squirming jelly rolls that shot icing at them. The students nearly died of diabetes before reaching a truce with the jellyrollers that allowed severely limited eating of the squirmers.